tentacletherapissed:

sagihairius:

tinychatter:

i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

yeah it does have a nice
ring to it

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(Reblogged from melkorwashere)

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

(Reblogged from procrastination-goddessu)

robinade:

saeqimo:

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

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This gets me every time

Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg

So according to etymonline.com, ‘motherfucker’ has been around since 1928. At minimum, motherfucking was pretty common starting after 1933. In short, while Steve would consider it super rude to say it in public or in front of most women, he’s definitely heard it before. Hell, he was in the army— I can’t imagine he’s never said it before.

(Reblogged from robinade)

stitch-figures:

Xena and Gabs! Super happy how they turned out, especially Gabrielle :)

Both are available in my Etsy store- Xena (x) and Gabrielle (x)

(Reblogged from yarn-over)

bucketbuckets:

"Moving On" by  .

i cried like a baby watch this pls

(Reblogged from nocturnalgreenkitten)

layalnoureddine:

awaitingmyescapee:

The guinness world records: Youngest doctor in the world 

Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim refugee in Lebanon that started Med school when she was 14 years old. She got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World. She is now signed to continue her studies in Ohio to become a pediatrician. 

Fucking badass

(Reblogged from nocturnalgreenkitten)

minim-calibre:

veganpotsandpans:

I don’t get why everyone seems to be under the impression that feminists hate men.

That’s not true at all! We Love men!

…Well, not ALL men.

I told myself I’d reblog this when I got home if it was still funny.

It was.

(Reblogged from robinade)

jamesfactscalvin:

the-silence-in-the-library:

commodore-cliche:

Texts from superheroes.

this is gold

"We are like kin!"

(Source: carnivaljunkie)

(Reblogged from nocturnalgreenkitten)
(Reblogged from nocturnalgreenkitten)

slayboybunny:

Reject the idea that a woman gaining weight is letting go of herself. Throw that entire concept in a dumpster. Stop posting pictures of women who weigh more than they used to as a way to show that theyve “stopped caring” and instead lets post more pictures of cool dogs and tons of selfies with neat stickers on them

(Reblogged from health-and-the-fat-girl)